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ATI pulls ahead in 3D graphics…. again.

It never fails… buy the latest video card so you can play full metal care bear to watch the stuffing get blown out of your favorite bear at an incredible 72 FPS. (My childhood will never be the same) And ATI one ups you so that the $600 that you should have payed your mortgage with, instead you spend on graphic crack. Now being homeless I can tolerate, but being able to play full metal care bear at a whopping 86 FPS, well now I have to make another appointment with my therapist. Don’t get me wrong, I wouldn’t have it any other way. I love the constant competition because graphics just keep on getting better. But soon I am going to have to start stealing from my family just to feed my addiction. They really don’t need that new Lexus anyway. I hope prison is nice to me.

More ATI madness…

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